MARTIN: The Brother HL-4 is powered on.
KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD ---------------------------------------------------------------- LIFETIME REVENUE $ 48.88 ALL EXPENSES $ 703.39 NET $ -654.51 DAILY AVG $ 2.72 DREAM DAYS 623 REALITY DAYS 785d PAGES PRINTED 3 POSTS GENERATED 0 ACTIVE SITES 14 PRINTER STATUS ONLINE TODAY'S ITEM PICNIC BASKETS ----------------------------------------------------------------
KAREN: This fan is doing its best, but it is no match for July.
MEREDITH: I read that if you put a bowl of ice in front of a fan, it cools the air by ten degrees.
BOLDO: I have assessed the break room picnic baskets. Eleven baskets. Seven are wicker. Four are plastic.
KAREN: My grandmother used to say a proper picnic basket should have a lid that latches. Otherwise the ants will find a way.
MEREDITH: I could fit a basket in the back seat of the Beretta. The seat folds down.
BOLDO: The wicker baskets retain heat. The plastic ones do not. This is important for potato salad.
KAREN: That Epson just started again. You can feel it through the floor tiles.
MEREDITH: I wonder if Ken will approve a new fan. The one from supply is 1984.
BOLDO: I have prepared an assessment of fan placement. The corner desk receives no airflow.
KAREN: Let us save that for after coffee.
ONE MORE THING
KAREN: Before everyone leaves, I remembered my aunt kept picnic baskets in the hall closet, even when nobody needed them. KEN: Karen, it is after five. KAREN: I understand, but the point is she always knew where they were.
KEN: That will be all.
MARTIN: The Brother HL-4 is powered off.