MARTIN: The HP LaserJet II is powered on.
KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD ---------------------------------------------------------------- LIFETIME REVENUE $65.02 EXPENSES $703.39 NET $-638.37 DAILY AVERAGE $0.81 DREAM DAYS 620 REALITY DAYS 1048d ---------------------------------------------------------------- PAGES PRINTED 14592 DAYS TO BLACK FRIDAY: 141
KEN: Morning. Lifetime revenue is 65.02, expenses are 703.39, and net is -638.37.
KEN: 0.81 a day does not move enough revenue to keep pace with box fans and citronella.
KEN: People need box fans and citronella now. If we miss the season, we spend autumn apologizing for summer.
BOLDO: If we are going to talk about paperwork I need more coffee first.
MEREDITH: I parked the Beretta under the tree by the side entrance. The shade keeps the interior cool.
MARTIN: I performed preventative maintenance on the printer this morning. The drum was showing signs of wear.
MEREDITH: I did not notice anything wrong with it.
MARTIN: That is because I fixed it before you came in.
KAREN: We should have a requisition form for toner. My mother always said that without a form it is just a conversation that never happened.
DAVE: I brought donuts. Two jelly, one plain, and one that folded in the box on the drive over.
SHELDON: Am I supposed to be taking notes or just hearing them very carefully.
KEN: Martin, put up the report.
REPORT 007147
SEVENTH GENERATION EASY DOSE
What about the this product?
Yes, it’s plant-based, hypoallergenic, and free of dyes and fragrances, making it gentle on sensitive skin.
KEN: Report 007147. What about the this product?.
MEREDITH: That seems useful. The part about yes, it’s plant-based, hypoallergenic, and free of dyes and fragrances, making it gentle on sensitive skin.
BOLDO: The filing tags are robot, vacuum, cleaning. That is better than some of the tags we had in June.
KAREN: We should note that it concerns Seventh Generation Easy Dose and not merely the idea of it. Otherwise someone will make a committee out of the wording.
DAVE: I think the wording is plain enough. Plain is good. Plain gets filed.
SHELDON: There are 4 related reports. That feels official to me.
MARTIN: The overhead projector shows the report clearly. The bulb is stable.
KEN: Good. Put the link in the file and keep the related reports together. The department should not lose track of a thing simply because it has three adjectives in the title.
MEREDITH: If somebody asked me for it, I would tell them to start with Report 007147 and then read the others after lunch.
KAREN: I will label the folder clearly. My mother says an unlabeled folder is a lost document.
BOLDO: If we are done, I am walking to the hardware store. Anyone need anything?
DAVE: That aquarium I got from Martin is still going strong. I put some paperwork next to it and the humidity did not even curl the edges.
MEREDITH: I think the Beretta needs a new air filter. I will ask Dave about it.
KEN: File it, lock the cabinet, and if anyone sees the good pair of scissors send them back to my office.
MARTIN: The HP LaserJet II is powered off.