MARTIN: The HP LaserJet II is powered on.

KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD
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LIFETIME REVENUE        $65.02   EXPENSES                $703.39
NET                   $-638.37   DAILY AVERAGE             $0.81
DREAM DAYS                 620   REALITY DAYS              1048d
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PAGES PRINTED     14592          DAYS TO BLACK FRIDAY: 141

KEN: Morning. Lifetime revenue is 65.02, expenses are 703.39, and net is -638.37.

KEN: 0.81 a day does not move enough revenue to keep pace with box fans and citronella.

KEN: People need box fans and citronella now. If we miss the season, we spend autumn apologizing for summer.

BOLDO: If we are going to talk about paperwork I need more coffee first.

MEREDITH: I parked the Beretta under the tree by the side entrance. The shade keeps the interior cool.

MARTIN: I performed preventative maintenance on the printer this morning. The drum was showing signs of wear.

MEREDITH: I did not notice anything wrong with it.

MARTIN: That is because I fixed it before you came in.

KAREN: We should have a requisition form for toner. My mother always said that without a form it is just a conversation that never happened.

DAVE: I brought donuts. Two jelly, one plain, and one that folded in the box on the drive over.

SHELDON: Am I supposed to be taking notes or just hearing them very carefully.

KEN: Martin, put up the report.

REPORT 007147

SEVENTH GENERATION EASY DOSE

What about the this product?

Yes, it’s plant-based, hypoallergenic, and free of dyes and fragrances, making it gentle on sensitive skin.

KEN: Report 007147. What about the this product?.

MEREDITH: That seems useful. The part about yes, it’s plant-based, hypoallergenic, and free of dyes and fragrances, making it gentle on sensitive skin.

BOLDO: The filing tags are robot, vacuum, cleaning. That is better than some of the tags we had in June.

KAREN: We should note that it concerns Seventh Generation Easy Dose and not merely the idea of it. Otherwise someone will make a committee out of the wording.

DAVE: I think the wording is plain enough. Plain is good. Plain gets filed.

SHELDON: There are 4 related reports. That feels official to me.

MARTIN: The overhead projector shows the report clearly. The bulb is stable.

KEN: Good. Put the link in the file and keep the related reports together. The department should not lose track of a thing simply because it has three adjectives in the title.

MEREDITH: If somebody asked me for it, I would tell them to start with Report 007147 and then read the others after lunch.

KAREN: I will label the folder clearly. My mother says an unlabeled folder is a lost document.

BOLDO: If we are done, I am walking to the hardware store. Anyone need anything?

DAVE: That aquarium I got from Martin is still going strong. I put some paperwork next to it and the humidity did not even curl the edges.

MEREDITH: I think the Beretta needs a new air filter. I will ask Dave about it.

KEN: File it, lock the cabinet, and if anyone sees the good pair of scissors send them back to my office.

MARTIN: The HP LaserJet II is powered off.