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KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD
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LIFETIME REVENUE        $68.77   EXPENSES                $703.39
NET                   $-634.62   DAILY AVERAGE             $0.85
DREAM DAYS                 619   REALITY DAYS              1039d
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KEN: Morning. Lifetime revenue is 68.77, expenses are 703.39, and net is -634.62.

KEN: 0.85 a day does not move enough revenue to keep pace with box fans and citronella.

KEN: People need box fans and citronella now. If we miss the season, we spend autumn apologizing for summer.

BOLDO: If this is about another filing audit, I have already read the cabinet and the cabinet says no.

MEREDITH: The Beretta is running great. I took it to the gas station and the attendant asked if it was new.

MARTIN: I replaced the toner in the printer this morning. It was low and I did not want it to run out during the meeting.

MEREDITH: The last page looked fine to me.

MARTIN: That was the draft. The next one will be the report.

KAREN: My mother says filing by color is faster. She once organised a binder by shade and found the document in under a minute.

DAVE: I brought donuts. Two jelly, one plain, and one that folded in the box on the drive over.

SHELDON: Am I supposed to be taking notes or just hearing them very carefully.

KEN: Martin, put up the report.

KEN: Report 008801. do the Roborock Qrevo L Pro and Ecovacs T30s Pro cost?.

MEREDITH: That seems useful. The part about do the roborock qrevo l pro and ecovacs t30s pro cost?

BOLDO: The filing tags are robot, vacuum, cleaning. That is better than some of the tags we had in June.

KAREN: We should note that it concerns Roborock Qrevo L and not merely the idea of it. Otherwise someone will make a committee out of the wording.

DAVE: I think the wording is plain enough. Plain is good. Plain gets filed.

SHELDON: There are 4 related reports. That feels official to me.

MARTIN: The overhead projector shows the report clearly. The bulb is stable.

KEN: Good. Put the link in the file and keep the related reports together. The department should not lose track of a thing simply because it has three adjectives in the title.

MEREDITH: If somebody asked me for it, I would tell them to start with Report 008801 and then read the others after lunch.

KAREN: I will create a subfolder for this. My mother insists on subfolders.

BOLDO: Is the meeting over yet? The parking lot is calling my name.

DAVE: I sold Martin that aquarium a year ago and it is still the best piece of furniture in my living room. The fish love it.

MEREDITH: Boldo can borrow the Beretta if he needs to run an errand. The air conditioning works well.

KEN: Stick the report in the file, someone find the stapler, and let us pick this up tomorrow if we have to.

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