A child sprayed it into her mouth and reported it tasted ’like a salad that went to college,’ and the dog licked surfaces cleaned with both cleaners without harm, though Rejuvenate cleared the room when used near the dog bed.Which cleaner is more plant-based?

Attitude Nature+ is plant-based and comes in a bottle described as looking like it could hold artisanal kombucha, while Rejuvenate Squeaky Clean is called ‘industrial grade’ by the dad.Attitude Nature+ takes the crown because it survived what we now call ‘The Hope Incident’ — a four-hour cleaning session involving a seven-year-old, a spray bottle, and a sock-stealing dog. It cleaned well enough to satisfy Mom’s silent standards, smelled good enough to keep Dad from launching into another vacuum analogy, and didn’t make the dog sneeze.

Report 004768. Filed.