NOTE 007858
DATEDecember 19, 1988
STATUSFiled
SUBJECTTilex Mold and Mildew

It’s a bleach-based product that requires ventilation, so use it when children and pets aren’t in the bathroom. Always follow the label instructions and allow the area to air out thoroughly before allowing access.Can you use Tilex on all bathroom surfaces?

It works well on grout and tile, but always test on inconspicuous areas first and avoid using it on sensitive surfaces. The product is designed specifically for mold and mildew removal, so check the label for your specific surface.The bathroom grout had been losing the argument for a while. Not catastrophically — nobody was filing a report with the county — but if you looked at the shower tiles long enough, you’d see what I can only describe as ambition. The kind of ambition that starts as a small dark line between tiles and slowly expands its portfolio. We’d been managing it with optimism and a shower squeegee, which is like managing a rising river with a hand towel. Eventually, optimism runs out before the mildew does, and someone ends up at the cleaning products aisle of the grocery store making eye contact with Tilex.Dad happened to be with me, which meant the product review started before we even got home. He picked up the bottle, turned it over, read the back, and set it down the way a man sets down a used car he’s not sure about. ‘Bold claims,’ he said. He spent twenty-two years selling people vacuum cleaners they didn’t strictly need, so he has developed a finely calibrated skepticism toward anything that promises transformation in a spray bottle. The packaging is no-nonsense — white bottle, blue and orange label, nothing trying too hard. He noted this approvingly. ‘At least they’re not lying with the font,’ he said, which from Dad is practically an endorsement.

Report 007858. Filed.



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