| DATE | December 2, 1988 |
| STATUS | Filed |
| SUBJECT | Clorox ToiletWand Review: Honest |
It’s ideal for households with kids who find traditional brushes unappealing, people who value cleanliness and hygiene, or anyone with a psychological barrier to storing wet cleaning tools. Skip it if you have severe stains or multiple toilets to clean frequently.We bought the Clorox ToiletWand because Hope flushed an entire roll of paper towels down the toilet while “helping” me clean, and then—in a move of pure chaos—asked if we had a special toilet that eats towels. We did not. We had a plumber’s invoice and a household need for something foolproof enough that even a seven-year-old’s “help” couldn’t derail it. Dad arrived for Sunday dinner, spotted the ToiletWand in its packaging on the counter, and immediately performed what I call his Scam Sniff Test: he examined the box like it might be selling him aluminum siding he didn’t need. Mom, who has not acknowledged a toilet brush in this house for fourteen years, arched one elegant eyebrow.The packaging is aggressively cheerful—sunshine yellow, bold text promising “no mess, no odor, no scrubbing.” Dad’s first words were, “Nobody gets out of scrubbing for free,” which is what a man who once sold Kirby vacuums to people who had carpet robots says. But then he actually read the instructions and nodded. Not smiled. Nodded. The smell is generic chemical-clean, the kind that makes the bathroom feel briefly important. Hope wanted to touch everything.Here’s what we needed to know: Would this system survive a household where a dog sheds his weight in fur monthly, a seven-year-old views bathrooms as science labs, and elegant standards meet actual chaos?
And—the real question—could Dad stop looking suspicious long enough to admit it worked
Report 004929. Filed.