Yes, the product is formulated to be safe for septic systems and won’t damage your plumbing with regular use.How long does one bottle last?

While not specified in the review, consistent daily use by multiple household members suggests a single bottle provides weeks of regular bathroom coverage, making it a reasonable investment.We have one bathroom. One. For four humans, one dog of considerable aromatic output, and a rotating cast of Hope’s friends who apparently have no odor anxiety whatsoever. This was fine when the children were small and the problem was theoretically manageable. It is less fine now. I won’t assign blame. I will say that the bathroom is located directly off the living room, that we entertain occasionally, and that there have been moments — quiet, dignified moments — that required immediate diplomatic intervention and a scented candle that no longer felt like enough.Poo-Pourri arrived in a small glass bottle with cheerful branding and a name that commits fully to its premise. Dad picked it up, turned it over twice, read the label with the expression he reserves for things that might be a con, and then said, and I quote, ‘You’re telling me you spray this in the toilet before you go and it traps the smell under the water.’ He said it the way someone says ‘and then he handed me a check for twelve thousand dollars just for attending the seminar.’ Skeptical. Professionally skeptical. The man sold Kirbys for eleven years. He knows a pitch when he smells one. Or doesn’t smell one. We were about to find out.So here is what we wanted to know after a full week of daily use:

Report 006273. Filed.