| DATE | December 21, 1988 |
| STATUS | Filed |
| SUBJECT | Bounce Dryer Sheets Review: |
Yes, Bounce Original works effectively on everything from delicate items to heavy towels and blankets. The softening benefit is noticeable across all fabric weights without any negative effects observed.Will dryer sheets make my clothes smell artificial or overpowering?
No, the scent is light and subtle rather than artificial or cloying. It’s noticeable enough that you’ll detect the freshness, but not overwhelming or unpleasant.The dog has been living in our house for seven years, and in that time, he has developed a signature scent—something between wet retriever and the bottom of a gym bag left in a car trunk. We do laundry twice a week now, which is to say we have surrendered entirely to the textile fates. Last Tuesday, I pulled a load of towels from the dryer and could not, with absolute certainty, tell you if they smelled clean or if I’d simply become nose-blind to tragedy. That’s when I remembered: dryer sheets exist. We had been running sheets-free for months, operating on the theory that hot air alone could solve our problems. It cannot.Dad showed up on a Saturday—he was between Uber runs, which means he had exactly eight minutes to assess our household situation and declare it fixable or hopeless. He picked up the box of Bounce Original and turned it over three times, examining the packaging with the suspicion of a man who once sold vacuum cleaners to people who already had vacuums. ‘It’s yellow,’ he said. ‘That’s good packaging.’ This is high praise coming from someone who believes most good packaging is a con. He did not, however, buy us a second box, which meant: cautious optimism.Here’s the thing about dryer sheets: they have one job, and the stakes are somehow both impossibly low and mortifyingly high. Will your clothes smell fresh, or will your partner quietly migrate to the guest bedroom
Report 004864. Filed.