Should I buy expensive crayons?

Should I buy expensive crayons?

No.

Crayola works fine. The cheap restaurant crayons work fine. The expensive soy-based, hand-rolled, artisanal crayons are a gift for the parent who wants to feel like they bought good crayons. The kid does not care.

Buy the 64-pack with the built-in sharpener. That is the peak of crayon technology.