Is the Generic 5-Panel Foam Trucker Hat with Mesh Back worth buying?

Skip this one unless your goal is to look like you’re in charge of a cornhole tournament you didn’t plan well. So there you have it — seven hats, some winners, one very honest disappointment, and approximately forty-five minutes of my daughter’s hat-related opinions that I didn’t ask for but have grown to appreciate. If I had to give one piece of practical dad advice before you click purchase: try the hat on if you can, or at minimum check the return policy. Hat fit is weirdly personal, and the same cap that looks great on a product photo can look entirely different on your specific head situation. Trust me on this. I have learned through experience. If you’ve found a dad hat that actually works for you — one that makes you look like you made a choice instead of just grabbing whatever was on the hook by the door — I want to hear about it. Drop it in the comments. Rosie and I are always looking for the next candidate, and she has made it very clear that my hat situation is an ongoing project, not a solved problem.

Note W000562. Filed.